Married or Not?

It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

Well-matched Married Couple

How about this for an ideal well-matched married couple? He snores and she is deaf.

Hapiness

One man finds happiness when he finds a wife. Another when he loses her.

Quarrel

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Wife Wanted

A man inserted an "ad" in the classfieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

A Widow

A widow is a woman who stayed with her husband so long that he died.

Change Job

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.