Married or Not?

It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

Well-matched Married Couple

How about this for an ideal well-matched married couple? He snores and she is deaf.

Hapiness

One man finds happiness when he finds a wife. Another when he loses her.

Quarrel

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Wife Wanted

A man inserted an "ad" in the classfieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

A Widow

A widow is a woman who stayed with her husband so long that he died.

Change Job

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

What is WIFE?

Wife - the letters stand for Worries Inherited For Eternity.

Cant Understand Marriage

There is the married man who comlains, "I can't understand marriage. If I come home early my wife thinks I am after something, and if I come home late she thinks I have had it."

Marriage Life

Marriage life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

If

If a man stays away from his wife for 7 years, the law presumes the seperation to have killed him. Yet by judging by our daily experience it might well prolong his life.

Hell

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much, he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.

Unpredictable

Woman is unpredictable. Before marriage she expects a man. After marriage she suspects him. And after death she respects him.

Helping Hand

Nowadays when a wife gives a helping hand to her husband, it's usually to tie his apron.