Husbands And Wives Jokes

Married or Not?

2007-02-27T02:38:00.000-08:00

It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

Well-matched Married Couple

2007-02-27T02:24:00.000-08:00

How about this for an ideal well-matched married couple? He snores and she is deaf.

Hapiness

2007-02-27T02:13:00.000-08:00

One man finds happiness when he finds a wife. Another when he loses her.

Quarrel

2007-02-27T02:11:00.000-08:00

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Wife Wanted

2007-02-27T02:09:00.002-08:00

A man inserted an "ad" in the classfieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

A Widow

2007-02-27T02:09:00.001-08:00

A widow is a woman who stayed with her husband so long that he died.

Change Job

2007-02-27T02:06:00.000-08:00

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

What is WIFE?

2007-02-27T02:05:00.000-08:00

Wife - the letters stand for Worries Inherited For Eternity.

Cant Understand Marriage

2007-02-27T02:03:00.000-08:00

There is the married man who comlains, "I can't understand marriage. If I come home early my wife thinks I am after something, and if I come home late she thinks I have had it."

Marriage Life

2007-02-27T02:02:00.000-08:00

Marriage life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

If

2007-02-26T22:11:00.000-08:00

If a man stays away from his wife for 7 years, the law presumes the seperation to have killed him. Yet by judging by our daily experience it might well prolong his life.

Hell

2007-02-10T23:46:00.000-08:00

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much, he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.

Unpredictable

2007-02-10T23:43:00.000-08:00

Woman is unpredictable. Before marriage she expects a man. After marriage she suspects him. And after death she respects him.

Helping Hand

2007-02-10T23:41:00.000-08:00

Nowadays when a wife gives a helping hand to her husband, it's usually to tie his apron.